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There was a nice lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.
~~~~~
There was a young person, whose history
Was always considered a mystery;
He sat in a ditch, no one knew which,
And composed a small treatise on history.
~~~~~
There was a Young Lady of Turkey
Who wept when the weather was murky;
When the day turned out fine,
She ceased to repine,
That capricious Young Lady of Turkey.

Ну вот! Неужели я под елочкой никому не понравилась? Ни одного комментария от друзей...!?