~~~~~
An amoeba named Sam and his brother
Were having a drink with each other;
In the midst of their quaffing
They split their sides laughing.
And each of them now is a mother.
There was an old lady who said
When she found a thief under her bed:
"Get up from the floor;
You are too near the door,
And you may catch a cold in your head."
~~~~~
There once was a student named Bessor,
Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And today he’s a college professor.

Ну вот! Неужели я под елочкой никому не понравилась? Ни одного комментария от друзей...!?