~~~~~
There was an Old Man of Pekin,
Who sat on the point of a pin,
He jumped up in pain,
Then sat down again.
That silly old man of Pekin.
~~~~~
Said a Booklover fellow from Siam:
"I frequently read Omar Khayyam.
His morals depress.
Butt nevertheless
He is almost as clever as I am".
~~~~~
There was an Old Man who said:
"How shall I flee from this horrible cow?
I shall sit on this stile,
And continue to smile,
Which may soften the heart of that cow".

Ну вот! Неужели я под елочкой никому не понравилась? Ни одного комментария от друзей...!?