В нашей группе многие знают английского языка. Вот для них (и не только...)
* * There was an Old Man of the West,
Who *wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
When they said: "Does it fit?"
He *replied: "Not a bit!"
That uneasy Old Man of the West.
~~~~~
There *was an Old Lady of Prague,
Whose language was horribly vague;
When *they said: "Are there caps?"
She answered: "Perhaps!"
That *oracular Lady of Prague.
~~~~~
There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who *dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
In a *terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true!
~~~~~
There *was an Old Owl lived in an oak.
The more he heard, the less he *spoke.
The less he spoke, more he heard.
Follow the example of *that wise old bird.

Ну вот! Неужели я под елочкой никому не понравилась? Ни одного комментария от друзей...!?